Assignment #1: best or worst hotel experience in Vancouver

What's the story of your best or worst hotel experience in Vancouver, evah? The night you'll never forget because of what happened. The story you tell people when they ask you what hotel to stay at / avoid in Vancouver.

It could be your own story or you could repossess someone else's story. Hopefully someone close to you, a friend or relative. Focus on the specifics of the experience, the feel of the towels, the help of the concierge, the discretion of the room attendant.

Any media type will be accepted, though I'm guessing media with a visual component will be most effective — images and video.